- When I do something someone doesn’t like, so they claim I’m only doing it because I’m ‘influenced by’ or am ‘picking up’ after someone they also don’t like
- When I say something counter to the common belief/opinion on something, especially if I’m correcting a common misconception, and then someone ‘corrects’ me by repeating said common belief/opinion/misconception
- When someone says annoying generic phrases I hear from Redditors, like “as long as X isn’t hurting anyone” or “decent human being”, or somesuch
- When I have a well-articulated argument that requires length to elaborate in full detail and I take the time to type it out and I proceed to be mocked or disregarded because suddenly making a long comment is something to be embarrassed about
- When I make a laconic argument that intentionally curtails the finer nuances of my point to avoid the above scenario and the other person assumes that I’m shallow and replies with something that would have been pre-addressed if I made a long argument
- When I make a statement and use a word or phrase that’s considered fancy to an elementary schooler because the sentence legitimately flows better that way, but a child that either heard that a smart person can express smart things simply and whose head dumbed that down to ‘the intellect of the speaker in inversely proportional to their vocabulary’, or alternately just thinks talkin’ smart is something to be embarrassed about, decides to point it out with the obvious insinuation that I’m trying to sound smart. Bonus points (and by ‘points’ I mean ‘infernal wrath’) if the word or phrase wasn’t actually above first grade reading level
- When I dislike being patronizingly explained to about something anyone would know or have heard before so the person doing the explaining acts as if I’m disagreeing with what they’re telling me
- When I do disagree with someone’s position so they assume the only reason I can not agree is because I don’t know, so they re-explain it to me for the millionth time
- When literally any of my feelings are put down to ‘testosterone’ by the same kind of dykes that feministically complain about being called ‘hysterical’ or ‘hormonal’ (I don’t fucking care if the cunts think they’re being clever by ‘showing me what it feels like’, I’ve lived through it more than they’ve ever been called either of the above)
- Being called a zoophile for being a furry, being called gay for liking Steven Universe/Jojo/Homestuck, being called trans for that thing when I was 15, being called an incel for not being retarded
- Being talked down to and dictated to like a child, especially by people with the mental condition of children, especially over whether I’m to say words like nigger and eskimo and gypsy and dago and chink and Jap and you get the picture
- Trannies
- Redditors
- TikTokers
- Myself
- Most insects
- When a cat scrapes his teeth against the dead skin on my toes
- When a cat sinks his claws into me because he’s happy being on me
- When a cat won’t let me sleep
- When a cat is really friendly on the same day he decides to smell like shit (this and the past three have all been about the same cat)
- Grease on my neck
- Mornings
- When some fucker revs his motorcycle so loud my heart nearly stops and my eardrums nearly explode, probably because he has no prostate
- The phrase ‘cultural appropriation’
- When cool shit gets lobotomized because of retards complaining about the exact thing that makes it cool
- The futility of seeking a limited catharsis in writing numbered lists online that I only take half seriously
- The way children talk and enunciate things in actual, verbal conversation.
- Thinking about my ex
- Looking in the mirror
- Habitually comparing myself to perpetuators of public incidents even though the most harmful thing I’ve done to myself is make cat scratches on my arm with a knife
- Realizing that I made cat scratches on my arm with a knife like a gay little emo bitch
- Realizing I’m not actually better than other people because all my faults fully make down for every way in which I excel